Sir, you're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light.
You're a fairy descended on Earth, I've found you at last.
Don't go away.
Though I'm revealing Heaven's secret and will suffer,
it's just my destiny.
Even if it is more risky,
I have to tell your whole fortune.
Sir...
An Assorted Noodle, please.
Since the noodle hasn't been rinsed in cold water, so it tastes alkaline.
and the Fish Balls are tasteless too.
You cook them as Curry Fish Ball
in order to cover this drawback.
But it's naive for you to do all this.
As the wok-ing time was not long enough.
the curry favor only stays outside,
the soup washes the taste away.
The Curry Fish Ball now becomes tasteless,
neither fish nor curry.
What a failure!
You haven't selected the turnip properly, too much fibre, failure.
The pig skin is overcooked, failure.
The pig blood is too soft, a failure too.
This pig colon is the worst.
It's not properly washed, you can find shit inside, how come?
Hey, shit!
Hey, shit, hey.
Hey, shit.
Just rub it away.
How about I promote that:
we can find shit in your food?
Nothing special.
This is Assorted Noodle!
$23.
You give me?
You'd better give me $30 for me to see a doctor.
Please respect me, at least I'm "God of Cookery"
"God of Cookery"?
"God of Cookery".
You're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light.
You're a fairy descended on Earth, I've found you at last.
I'm pretty famous in this district,
You needn't say, Bitch.
Hey, I'm only making a living, you needn't hurt me by saying so.
Bitch.
Bastard.
Bitch... Bastard...
Competition of Supreme Chef of HK is now starting.
Let's have the honor of our judge tonight, "God of Cookery".
"God of Cookery" will taste our first entry.
"King's Fired Rice" prepared by Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant.
Good, you manage to steam the rice stuffed inside a shrimp...
...and seasoned by First Class abalone juice, then fried with bird nest.
At first glance, this is common fried rice.
but in fact, it shows highest techniques,
you deserve being called the "King of Frying".
However, the vaporized water made the rice too soft.
You've ignored the most basic technique of frying rice.
You must use over-night rice for frying rice, "King of Frying".
Your rank: zero!
The next entry is "Multi-fish"
cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant.
The ingredients include somei, garoupa and three other fish,
then reshape as a whole fish,
one side to be steamed and other to be deep-fried.
Each kind of fish receives two flavors,
and altogether with ten different flavors.
This fish is really...
...It's like being radiated, I just want to vomit.
Ask me to eat? Your rank: zero, go home and review yourself.
I... You're too dummy.
Not dummy, you've made extra fish.
You...you've made extra fish.
The next entry is "Golden Robe"
by Chan Tung of Royal Restaurant.
This vegetarian dish
shows the cutting techniques.
How long did you spend in carving the bean curd?
One whole day.
But you know it's become pungent,
can't you smell that?
Yes, I do.
But this dish mainly shows my fast carving skills.
Please show us your left hand.
and now your middle finger.
You've cut your finger, Fast Chopper.
Terrific!
Now the remaining entry is "Secret Roast Goose"
by Yeung Chun Tin of Five Rams Restaurant.
It's seems he'll surely get the championship title.
It's already cold, your rank: zero, Finish.
Hold it.
Since it's called "Secret Roast Goose", there must be some secret.
In fact, we only eat the paddy bird inside.
Those paddy birds have absorbed
the flavor of the goose, and were kept warm.
It's perfect to eat them now.
I've taken every detail into account.
"God of Cookery", you have nothing to complain of now?
Great! The Supreme Cook of Hong Kong is born now.
Hold it.
His rank is still zero.
What?
No way.
Why?
It's too ugly.
Impossible, I've specially selected the paddy birds.
They're all pretty and tasty.
I don't mean the paddy birds, I mean you.
I'm ugly?
What has it got to do with my appearance?
Sure, how can I have appetite
when I see your appearance?
Therefore I dare not look at you.
But it's not a fault being ugly.
Sure, being a chef,
you must be considerate for the guests.
Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts.
Though you have potential, you need surgery for your face first.
Please open his hands.
I never expected "God of Cookery" is so demanding.
Then how can we make a totally perfect dish?
When talking about cooking, we count on one word...
This Rainbow with Flowers is my dessert for you tonight
...and the word is: heart.
Right, we must rely on our heart to make the perfect dish.
Very delicious.
He's proud, but humble at the same time.
He tries not to be famous, but is admired by everybody.
He's made good use of fire, the gift to human from God.
He can make the super dishes, real art of fire.
Is he a fairy from heavens?
Or is he Satan from hell?
No one will know.
But one thing is sure, everyone addresses him as:
"God of Cookery"
You only need to mention I'm fairy from heavens.
Why say I'm Satan from hell? Is hell related to me?
I wanted to add a little bit of mystery to you.
You meant to? Have you considered me?
A little bit of mystery? Damn you!
A darkened screen with a spotlight on you
such that you look like a ghost.
Don't you think this is mystery enough?
I'm not shooting horrible movies, man.
But the Director wants that.
Hire an assassin to kill that Director
and then you.
With such a rubbish Director,
and such a lousy MC as you.
You both conspire to play me a fool.
Are you playing me a fool?
Sorry, I guarantee to write the script properly next time.
Rubbish, you are useless guy. I'll go and amend it at once.
Remember, you're no more than rubbish,
roll back home instantly.
My dear fellows.
You've all done a hard job.
We should It's our duty...
Mr. Tai. We all understand that, "God of Cookery".
It's my pleasure...Mr. Lau, thanks...
I learn a lot from you.
I should do this
You've made extra fish, you...
How long have you practiced? Extra fish.
Just tell us if you need any help.
Sure I will...
Thanks for your commission.
You know you've taken my commission?
You know you've taken my money, right?
Then you shouldn't shout that out loudly there.
I'm so absorbed that I've announced it.
Mr. Yeung, shouting doesn't mean good acting.
You did shout that "very delicious"
ironically and pejoratively.
Even a blind person knows you're only acting.
I was sucking with your acrylic and dioxide solution.
Of course the acrylic and dioxide solution,
otherwise I couldn't write that out.
You should know this stuff well.
This is a really hard chore, this stuff. Sure this is
you're to take up this hard chore how dare you challenge me?
You think you're really capable?
If you're capable,
you'll be standing in my position right now, you are so foolish.
If you get on my nerves,
I'll kick you down there.
I'll hang up your dead body in Statue Square...
Suck these cigarette butts and say "very delicious"
Say it, until I ask you to stop.
Boss...sorry to bother you, we would like to leave now.
Good...sorry to bother you, thanks.
Your share has risen,
why didn't you inform me?
Has it?
I really don't know, I swear, I don't know that myself.
Let's talk business first,
I have a new product. I want to make use of your fame.
I'll see if we can co-operate.
"Instant Cup Noodle".
Maggie.
There are 53 kinds of instant Cup Noodle in the market,
with a annual sale figure of $1.3 billion,
cup noodle get a share of 33%.
Very keen competition indeed.
Good packaging.
My nephew in charge of it, he admires you much.
Richard, greet Mr. Stephen.
Mr. Stephen.
Richard, you must have got higher level education.
Har...Harvard University of US...A
and Cam...Cambridge University.
Cam...Cambridge University.
Double master degrees.
Let me explain the design of this product.
What are you doing?
Why do you come over here?
Go on speaking over there, you are not to stand here.
Where's your homeland?
Chiu Chow.
Damn you, (Chiu Chow Style) don't you know any basic manners?
You said you have Master degree? Is bastard degree, more appropriate?
Why are you going that side?
He called you a bastard, do you hear?
OK, don't scare the youngster.
If I don't teach him, who will?
Keep calm, don't tremble.
Be good, smile.
The Fish Balls seem a bit lousy.
They not elastic at all.
Why must they be elastic inside the stomach? It's not for a Ping-Pong game.
Why not for a Ping-Pong game?
So they're pretty elastic after all.
Come on, drink it, ass-hole.
Ass-hole.
You can come any time if you have interest,
I'll try my best to help you.
I'll do whatever I can to help you.
Good brother Buddy.
Really good buddies?
You must help me.
I count on you, let's cheers.
I've got good bargain beef, call this number if you want it.
But why don't you give me benefits on abalone?
Excuse me, give way...
Sorry to bother you.
I'm Bull Tong,
graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.
I can cook delicious dishes.
Right, good cooks always result being as beggars.
You've hired so many rubbish, no way.
Don't you know him? Isn't he your staff?
Fat Bull, which department you come from?
I am just passing by.
What?
I do admire you, "God of Cookery".
I just wonder
if you would give me a chance.
Maybe you can hire me as an assistant.
Damn you!
- Security. - What are you doing?
- Catching him? - I didn't say to do that.
You really want to follow me?
Yes, you can ask me to do whatever you like.
Go for a hard excretion in front of the lift now.
This fatty is hard-working.
Contact Amy on 41st floor, tomorrow at 9.
Are you serious?
I like that.
Doing whatever you like proves your power.
Thanks.
I must thank you.
What are you doing?
What's going on?
Boss is dining here, so I've delivered him a bottle of red wine.
He's losing his temper right now.
What wine did you deliver?
He wants one of '82.
This is of '82.
I deliver him of '83.
Go take this for him at once.
Yes...
You go.
Boss, this bottle is of '82.
Are you hungry?
Sit down and eat something.
How come?
I'm indeed a kind man, I do have sympathy.
You can never guess what I'll do next, go on eating.
Why did you do that?
Let me tell you,
you can never guess what I'll do next, just keep eating.
Once is enough, you can't fool me a second time.
I won't let you guess
I don't want to fool you again, no way.
Yes, I'm really nut.
I really can't figure what you're going to do next.
I've told you a second time already.
If you can guess,
I won't be called "God of Cookery".
"God of Cookery" is great.
Of course, I'll surely win.
"God of Cookery" is great.
Get some narrow tables and small chairs,
so that customers can't sit comfortably,
and they'll leave as soon as possible after eating.
Get the thickest straws and biggest ice-cubes.
Then they can finish the drink fast and buy another ones.
Are you a new-comer? Don't you need me to teach you?
Not flexible at all, ass-hole.
Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now.
Good, let's begin.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Making big money.
Congratulations.
Thanks, please serve yourselves for the snack.
Your branch opens opposite my cafe again,
you respect me so much!
Aren't I friendly enough?
Ass-hole
Mr. Chow, congratulations...
Mr. Chow Thanks...drink more.
A fan will present you with flowers, then you get on stage...
Who's so clever as to get a fan to present flowers?
We didn't hire her, she's really your fan.
What?
Girl student, nice and gentle, she's been waiting for you so long.
Has she?
What a coincidence!
Hey, what a coincidence!
Hay...what...what a coincidence!
What a coincidence!
Good bye.
Mr. Chow...
Time to present flowers
Yeah, I know.
Can we start now? I'm waiting for you.
"God of Cookery".
Hey! UFO!
Dear guests,
the celebration for the opening of our 50th branch...
...is starting now.
We're selected the time, we now invite God of Kitchen into the kitchen.
Since we have some spare time,
we now introduce a new set course to you.
"Deep First Love Gold Silver Lovers Set Meal"
Even Confucius and Jesus said: First Love is wonderful.
So we select this topic by using the top ingredients.
The price for the set meal is $99.9 only.
A bonus stamp is issued to every meal, if you collect 5 bonus stamps,
you can redeem
a "Love Bone pendant" with the price of $99.9.
As I have blessed for this pendant,
it really helps those young lovers in their first love.
It's even more efficacious with the help of philter.
Let's have the honor for "God of Cookery"
to demonstrate how to prepare this course.
Thanks, but please excuse
if I don't make a perfect show.
If you can't make a perfect show, you won't be called "God of Cookery".
Good...
First, we must prepare a pair of piglets in love.
We shall drain their blood without their notification.
We then make use of their blood...pig blood
...the romantic blood.
What? You feel pity for your species?
I then deep fry their skin until they become golden.
This is pig skin.
The true love pig skin.
Just pig skin.
I then get the fish meat
of "Parisian Baguette".
I'll place it over Sentimental Indian Curry.
Curry Fish Balls?
Pig blood, pig skin, fish balls, is there any turnip?
None of your business!
Go to serve the guests.
Of course we need some long-live-love Korean turnip
and a pig colon.
We then place it on some raw noodle.
Mix all ingredients together, and there it is, "Assorted Noodle".
You charge $99.9 for this common noodle? Are you crazy?
But it's not easy to prepare delicious
"Assorted Noodle" at all.
You know, the simple dish are hard to prepare.
Just like that.
Okay, let me try your "Assorted Noodle" now.
The Curry Fish Ball are tasteless, neither is the curry.
The pig skin is overcooked, failure.
The pig blood is too soft, a failure too.
You haven't selected the turnip properly, too much fibre, failure.
This pig colon is the worst,
you can find shit inside.
Are you mistaken?
Are you performing talk show?
You are so clever but go back for a rest.
You aren't a conscious businessman.
Security...
I pick up this kind of bone in the rubbish bin every night.
and you sell it for $100?
I cannot cheat customers like the way you do.
I won't help you do this any more.
What "God of Cookery" are you? You know nothing but cheating customer.
Can you really cook? Can you chop ingredients?
Take over, I'll leave now.
He is asking you,
answer him before you leave.
What?
Great!
You're not qualified to be called "God of Cookery".
I won't argue with you here, shut up.
You aren't even able to sell "Assorted Noodle" in the street.
Sorry, you're no longer a staff of our corporation.
I'll call for police if you keep up this bullshit.
Who are you to talk in front of me? I'm the real "God of Cookery".
You're not fit to clean my shoes for me, bastard.
Want to fool me?
I don't fear, come on...
I can kill your whole family.
You needn't threaten me.
Someone is messing here, no photos.
I dare you to take up a chopper
and cook something for us.
You mean I can't cook?
Being chef, you don't even have the strength to hold a chopper.
Let me teach you
how to prepare a bowl of delicious "Assorted Noodle".
You must have the heart to cook.
I'm the real "God of Cookery".
I never know... I really never know what you do next.
I'm graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.
I can cook very well, I can really cook.
Good cooks always result being as beggars...
You're great, "God of Cookery".
I'm the real "God of Cookery".
Mr. Chow, more than 50 customers feel sick
after eating beef at your restaurant.
We suspect you use British beef to serve guests.
We want you to assist us in our investigation now.
I've got good bargain beef, call this number if you want it.
Small chairs and thick straws.
Big ice-cubes and hot French fries.
So that the kids get thirsty after eating.
You should know this. Don't you need me to teach you?
This will be bad to the children's health.
Besides kicking you,
did Stephen Chow beat you with his fists?
No, he didn't.
It gets on my nerves, don't force me anymore.
I am a good guy.
Throw him out.
You haven't selected the turnip properly, too much fibre, failure.
The pig skin is overcooked, failure!
The pig blood is too soft, a failure too!
This pig colon is the worst.
It's not properly washed, you can find shit inside, how come?
This is "Assorted Noodle",
it's not strange to have shit inside.
$23 dollars
You pay me?
You'd better pay me $30 for me to see a doctor.
Please respect me, at least I'm "God of Cookery".
"God of Cookery"?
"God of Cookery"!
It's true, I'm not joking.
Help me, buddy, just a little bit.
Give me some money, please...
I beg you, please...
Forget it...
Don't hinder us doing business.
Okay!
How do you feel?
I'm fine...
It's bleeding, shit...
I must really see a doctor this time, please give me some money?
Want to pay me a fool? No...
I'm sorry, brother...
I'll fool on if you insist on it. No...
Let's be friendly to each other.
Buddies, I'm "God of Cookery", please give me face.
Sorry...excuse me...
Beat him! Kick him to death!
Dare you do business here?
Cut his hand off
Beat him!
What is it?
Nothing.
Let me beat him too.
Don't beat anymore... please...
You needn't beg, move...
Just a blow! Move...
May be half blow?
Are you hungry?
A little bit.
Want to eat something?
As you like.
This bowl of rice...
is very delicious.
Hey, help us!
Goose head, I'm only a woman, Don't you insult me?
I remember Uncle Kwan's assistant
chopped on my head...
...but I managed to chop him back,
and they all call me "Twin Dagger Turkey"!
I've seen everything since I fooled in Temple Street when I was 12.
You now take this ass-holes to ruin my place?
You can't scare me!
Turkey, what do you mean?
If I want to ruin your place, I'll take more guys with me.
I just want to inform you,
all "Pissing Shrimp" will be ours from now on.
Who do you think you are?
I haven't asked you about "Beef Ball"!
As you say, just shit!
OK, we share "Beef Ball", I'll take up "Pissing Shrimp"!
We needn't talk about rules then.
I'm setting rules with you now,
we make it 40-60% share.
You get 40%, we get 60%.
No, you think I'm a dummy?
What if we make it 10-90%? I get 90%, and you 10%.
Don't move!
Stand there or I'll chop you, buddy.
Stand properly!
Don't fool! Stand properly!
OK, we let you have "Pissing Shrimp", can you handle?
If we can't, you mean you can?
Our "Pissing Shrimp" are so well-known.
We have perfect proportion of chill and salt,
we change the oil every night too...
We guarantee we use fresh oil.
We have strong stoves, and the shrimps are so crispy.
But you spoil the flavor.
Who is shouting out loudly?
But our boiled "Pissing Shrimps" are better.
Shit, go make your shit beef balls!
Since you fail to make tasty beef balls, you want to take up "Pissing Shrimps".
If you don't make beef balls, I'll take over them also.
You are passing up the chance we offer you!
Shit,
mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls
Who is speaking up again?
Who dare to interrupt me?
Don't just suspect of my guys,
your guys can interrupt too.
My men are well-educated, they will never interrupt.
Won't they!
Each of you speak out: "Shit, mix the `Pissing Shrimps' and beef balls."
Did the guy say "shit"?
Yes, I have sharp ears.
You say first! You say first!
Me first: Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
No, not you.
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
You!
Must I speak it while swaying?
As you like.
Shit, mix the...sorry...
Go ahead.
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
You!
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
What did you say?
Fukien dialect.
Fukien dialect? Go home to eat shit!
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"...
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
Shit! Beef balls...
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
You!
What are you laughing?
Say it.
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
You.
Shit mix...
You.
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and beef balls.
Wait.
Say it again.
You!
Shit...mix!
Say it clearly.
...mix!
Bastard, it's you.
Shit, how can you recognize me?
Your voice is horrible, I can recognize easily.
Turkey, he's your guy, what do you say?
Give me the knife.
Your bastard, you keep bullshit.
Which finger do you want me to cut off?
The nail, please.
What?
Who dare touch him in my place?
What do you mean?
He's my guy, so I must speak up for him.
You mean you don't follow the rules, beat it.
Bastard!
What is it?
Don't move!
Sister Turkey, I've thought it over...
From now on, all "Pissing Shrimps" and "Beef Balls" belong to you.
Is it OK?
Sorry to bother you.
It's okay, we're buddies.
It's rare to find a righteous person like you.
Righteous and honesty...
...is valuable.
I dare to go to hell to fight.
I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies.
I'm willing to die for girls.
Good buddies.
My blood is bleeding for love.
I'm prepared to die.
Who dare to challenge me?
"Pissing Beef Balls"?
Right.
Why are they so elastic.
As these beef balls are empty in the inside.
It's like the theory of air-sole sports shoes.
May I try?
Quick.
Very elastic!
Elastic? Yes, elastic!
We count on her.
"Sister Turkey" has strong wrist strength.
Only she can make such perfect beef balls.
The beef must undergo beating and mixing 26,800 times.
But why is it called "Pissing Beef Balls"?
Try the whole thing and you'll know.
I've never had this experience before.
The freshness of beef with the sweetness of shrimps.
This combination
is even better than royal dishes.
It's even better than my memory of my first love.
Looking at the moon which reminds me thinking of homeland.
Good poem...
Are you alright?
This is really good stuff!
I've thought of a name: Explosive Pissing Beef Balls.
We're going to make big money this time.
Bullshit! You think I am nuts?
It's not that easy to make money.
I believe him! What should we do next?
We should open our first restaurant
and earn our first log of money.
Then I can buy a new set of karaoke soon?
Turkey, what you just said is a joke?
We should first buy a flat to earn the rent, ain't I clever?
Sure.
If up to me, I will open more branches.
We can open two, then four, then eight branches...
Then we can become public companies and collect capital.
We can sell shares and do real estate business, nuts!
We can make a sub-division in the stock market.
With the dividends, we needn't work at all.
You're laughing? You know all this?
I don't know but I find it seems meaningful.
Granny, let me serve you "Pissing Beef Balls".
You won't piss on your pants after eating them.
Very interesting.
They're really free of charge?
One take away.
We've done the first transaction already.
We're one step closer to becoming a public company.
Why haven't you given me the report yet?
Yes, coming.